Supercoach 2019
SuperCoach Panic Room: Round 10
To paraphrase our Lord and saviour and also Patch’s favourite band from the 90’s (and also currently his favourite band), Smash Mouth, ‘the disasters start coming and they don’t stop coming,’ which is how I feel this week. I’ve been waffling on in the last few weeks in the Panic Room about upgrade season, but […]
Who’s Your Captain? – Round 10
Top VICE CAPTAIN Options Brodie Grundy Friday Night vs Sydney – AVG vs Team: 103.6 With a score of 167 last time Grundy came up against the Swans, and 103.6 average over his career, Grundy has to be seriously considered. Most weeks you can put the C or VC on Grundy and this week is […]
SuperCoach Panic Room: Round 9
Round 9 is upon us community and we’ve only got *checks fixture* … 11 more weeks of utter pain and humiliation before SuperCoach finals begin (but I did beat Lek in a head to head on the weekend!). It was another weird week in SuperCoach land with some yuggggge scores from Tim and Josh Kelly, […]
Who’s Your Captain? – Round 9
I really hope you have a non-playing rookie this week that isn’t Patrick Bines because the Eagles playing on Friday night really puts you in a tight spot. Top VICE CAPTAIN Options – Max Gawn Friday Night vs West Coast – AVG vs Team: 100.8 Averaging 132.3 over his last three games against the Eagles, […]
SuperCoach Panic Room: Round 8
You may be aware that SuperCoach is used in schools to teach kids about #QuickMaths, buying and selling, and such and such. I propose that it also be used in psychology studies. The 5 stages of grief: denial, anger, depression, bargaining, acceptance; are something I experience every week! It all begins with denial pre-round that […]
Who’s Your Captain? – Round 8
This round is a loophole NIGHTMARE. Jordon Sweet (Western Bulldogs) will be locked out early Saturday, Chris Burgess (Gold Coast) will be locked out midday Saturday, and Patrick Bines (West Coast) will be locked out Saturday night. Good luck executing your Captain’s loopholes if your Vice-Captain scores big. Top VICE-CAPTAINCY Options – Jake LloydFriday Night […]
Heroes, Villains, and The Damned – Round 7
Heroes Scott Pendlebury (127) – Has anyone ever doubted Pendles’ ability to play footy? 36 touches at 80%, with half of those kicks, meant his hot streak of SuperCoach scoring continued. Brodie Grundy (108) – Probably not as much as people would expect from Grundy, but he’s the first ruckman this year to crack the […]
SuperCoach Panic Room: Round 7
Gil and his cronies have finally restored order and we are kicking off the round on a Friday. The rollercoaster that is my trash filled side is becoming a little less trashier with upgrade season upon us over the next few weeks. Like with all good rollercoasters though, lurking behind the scintillating high of trading […]
Who’s Your Captain? – Round 7
Can you believe that we’re already at Round 7? The season has already gone so fast, and it’s probably because we haven’t had a moment to think between rounds so far this year due to some Monday games, the odd Wednesday game and a host of Thursday night games. In saying that, there are no […]
SuperCoach Standing / Panic Room: Round 6
Round 6 is already two games old and my whole world has been turned upside down, black is east, up is white, and the Panic Room this week is a hodgepodge of “advice” and a place where you can sound off about how your team is travelling (or to rip on Lek for talking smack […]
Who’s Your Captain? – Round 6
Who’s Your Captain? – Round 4 Short turnarounds, blockbuster timeslots, and games that are made for players to go big for us this week. Let’s look at some Captains. Top VICE CAPTAIN Options – Max GawnWednesday Night vs Richmond – AVG vs Team: 100.3After a 4 day break this may be a risky one, especially […]
SuperCoach Panic Room: Round 5
As regular readers of the Panic Room will know I’m not a huge fan of Thursday night footy. I mean footy at any time is grouse, but it throws the writing of this article out. I can’t provide you, the viewing public, with the appropriate levels of PANIC until the teams drop after the article […]