Ugh. What a week. Having a team full of premiums by the end of the year is looking all the more harder as another batch of premo’s succumbed to injury, suspension, and social distancing avoidance leading to being found by cops naked and drunk on a Sunday morning. Robbo flew Read more…
With Foz making his debut as Panic Room writer last week threatening my place in the group chat, I’m back on deck this week. It seems I can no longer just lob in occasionally with an on point snappy Simpsons reference (I don’t see why not? Patch has been doing Read more…
The Panic Room is back for 2020! If this is your first time in the Panic Room, come on in everybody. No time to wipe your feet. Please keep 1.5m apart at all times and practice proper coughing and sneezing etiquette. This is a place full of my questionable SuperCoach Read more…
Here we go, community! We’re just hours away from the final rolling lockout of the season. If you’re in a grand final, congratulations! The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore! Patch, bless his cotton socks, has Homer Simpson’d Read more…
Just two weeks to go, folks! SuperCoach prelim finals are here to decide if you will be removing the stone of shame and attaching the stone of (potential) triumph! For the penultimate podcast of 2019, Patch and Lek discussed some stuff and things, Patch yells and rants for a bit… Read more…
Week 1 of finals is in the can and depending on how you went you either: Have the week off Are preparing for a sudden death semi final Started your research for 2020 (in Damo’s case he started this about 8 weeks ago) Sudden death semi finals are my focus. Read more…
We’ve made it! The promised land. SuperCoach finals start this week and in the wise words of Crouching One, “trade ass off”. At this point, bench cover is something you want in a case of emergency and/or Sunday being a big bag of phallus’ and pulling an unexpected late out Read more…
I’ve got a confession to make, community. I, and I cannot stress this enough, WAS, a Coldplay fan. I know, I know. We were all young and stupid once. My admittance of shame has a point, this weekend the lyrics of The Scientist floated into my head. ♪ Nobody said Read more…