The byes have returned to ruin all our lives. SuperCoach reverts to the best 18 format this week but you should have no problems fielding a pretty strong lineup this week with only Lachie Neale (owned by 56%) the major casualty. Rory Laird (24%) owners may also feel the pinch Read more…
Four games. FOUR GAMES. I can finally spend my entire Saturday on the couch watching footy. Good thing too because it’s wet and about -8 in Melbourne right now (we’re also not allowed to leave the house). There’s also 24 changes between the eight sides playing today, so we’ve got Read more…
Footy is back! The AFL have kindly given us a 3-day break to reacquaint ourselves with our families and loved ones before jamming even more into our eyeballs next month Gold Coast and Carlton will kick off the Sir Douglas Nicholls round tonight however the AFL still won’t give us Read more…
Unthinkable. Unfathomable. Completely lacking in logic. And no I’m not talking about the “Festival of Fantasy” currently sweeping the nation. I’m talking about our very own PatchtotheMax suddenly being Very Good at SuperCoach (??) 149th. One hundred and forty ninth. Madness. The same guy whose bio confesses that he is Read more…
Cancel your plans and get working on that butt groove, community. From Wednesday, the AFL will unleash 33 games in 19 days across 4 states (no points for guessing which state isn’t included). It means things that smarter people than me have analysed, and it also means the dreaded bye Read more…
Ugh. What a week. Having a team full of premiums by the end of the year is looking all the more harder as another batch of premo’s succumbed to injury, suspension, and social distancing avoidance leading to being found by cops naked and drunk on a Sunday morning. Robbo flew Read more…
With Foz making his debut as Panic Room writer last week threatening my place in the group chat, I’m back on deck this week. It seems I can no longer just lob in occasionally with an on point snappy Simpsons reference (I don’t see why not? Patch has been doing Read more…
The Panic Room is back for 2020! If this is your first time in the Panic Room, come on in everybody. No time to wipe your feet. Please keep 1.5m apart at all times and practice proper coughing and sneezing etiquette. This is a place full of my questionable SuperCoach Read more…