Panic Room

Here we go, community! We’re just hours away from the final rolling lockout of the season. If you’re in a grand final, congratulations! The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore! Patch, bless his cotton socks, has Homer Simpson’d Read more…

Just two weeks to go, folks! SuperCoach prelim finals are here to decide if you will be removing the stone of shame and attaching the stone of (potential) triumph! For the penultimate podcast of 2019, Patch and Lek discussed some stuff and things, Patch yells and rants for a bit… Read more…

Week 1 of finals is in the can and depending on how you went you either: Have the week off Are preparing for a sudden death semi final Started your research for 2020 (in Damo’s case he started this about 8 weeks ago) Sudden death semi finals are my focus. Read more…

We’ve made it! The promised land. SuperCoach finals start this week and in the wise words of Crouching One, “trade ass off”. At this point, bench cover is something you want in a case of emergency and/or Sunday being a big bag of phallus’ and pulling an unexpected late out Read more…

I’ve got a confession to make, community. I, and I cannot stress this enough, WAS, a Coldplay fan. I know, I know. We were all young and stupid once. My admittance of shame has a point, this weekend the lyrics of The Scientist floated into my head.  ♪ Nobody said Read more…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Keep those trades handy! We got our guns back in round 17 but it was still a week of ‘what if’. James Sicily proceeded to massively shit the bed after being a popular trade in target and Stephen Coniglio didn’t trouble Read more…

Well to borrow a line from Patch round 16 was a horrible, no good, very bad round of SuperCoach. A deadly mix of underperforming premo’s (Zerrett, Tim Kelly, Fyfe, Luke Ryan) and copping a double donut in the form of Travis Boak being a late out and Max Gawn’s ankle Read more…