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SuperCoach Panic Room: Round 5

SuperCoach Panic Room: Round 5

As regular readers of the Panic Room will know I’m not a huge fan of Thursday night footy. I mean footy at any time is grouse, but it throws the writing of this article out. I can’t provide you, the viewing public, with the appropriate levels of PANIC until the teams drop after the article […]

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SuperCoach Panic Room: Round 4

SuperCoach Panic Room: Round 4

Is it just me or does this season already feel like week 15 and we’ve just been chewed up and spat out by the byes? Injuries, suspensions, underperforming premiums, and several rookies already looking like they’ve hit the wall are testing our resolve to remain calm. There’s no such thing as a quick fix in […]

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SuperCoach Panic Room: Round 3

SuperCoach Panic Room: Round 3

Before we get into the Panic Room for this week an update on the very important goal that I set for all you wonderful people in last weeks Panic Room. I asked that we banish the #CoxCurse forever by telling Patch to shut up and… it worked! Grundy in particular was awesome after quarter time, […]

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SuperCoach Panic Room: Round 2

SuperCoach Panic Room: Round 2

It has taken exactly one weekend of football for the AFL Gods and the SuperCoach Gods to team up and remind us all that they are vengeful bastards who care not for months of carefully planned research and analysis. On top of 90% of our “sure thing” premo’s shitting the bed, they rub salt into […]

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SuperCoach Panic Room: Round 1

SuperCoach Panic Room: Round 1

The Panic Room is back for 2019, baby! If this is your first time in the Panic Room (welcome) what is it that goes on in here? Just me talking nonsense really, and occasionally pointing you towards helpful SuperCoach tips and advice (by other people, obviously) that will hopefully make your year a bit easier. […]

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Round 23 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 23 SuperCoach Panic Room

We’ve made it! SuperCoach Grand Finals across the land are just days away Top 8, bottom 8, cash league, whatever it may be. Congrats for making it this far. It’s been another cracking year of SuperCoach full of many highs (Jackson Macrae) and frustrating lows (Michael “Never again” Hibberd). Patch is not even hanging around […]

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Round 22 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 22 SuperCoach Panic Room

Nearly finished, Community. Just two weeks left! Then we can get back into those around the home jobs we’ve been putting off. The SuperCoach season may be winding down but JR HQ is winding um… up? as we look ahead to reloading for 2019. If your season has ended at this point it’s advised to […]

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Round 21 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 21 SuperCoach Panic Room

How bloody good is footy?! Round 20 is in the can and what a magnificent can it was. Five of the games were all decided by 4 points or less which was a record amount for a single round. Then Carlton came along on Sunday and ruined it (not a record, Carlton are known to […]

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Round 20 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 20 SuperCoach Panic Room

We’re here folks, week 1 of SuperCoach finals action! Now has never been a better time to appease the SuperCoach Gods. An early injury to a premium can derail your week completely, if it happens this week and you’re in an elimination final it’s curtains for you in 2018. So do whatever it takes; goat […]

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Round 19 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 19 SuperCoach Panic Room

A wise man once said; “trade ass off” For those playing for league glory, whether by choice or because a decent rank is completely out of the question, round 19 marks the end of the SuperCoach home and away season (where has the time gone?!). If you are jaded at this point, convinced that no […]

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Round 18 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 18 SuperCoach Panic Room

GAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA (@SuperCoach Gods) Honestly the first three days of round 17 were absolutely brilliant. Huge scores were everywhere, and not your random massive games from obscure nobodies that no one has. Cripps, Mitchell, Danger, Oliver, Laird all went yuuuuuuge and rewarded their owners. Then Sunday rocks up being as welcome as a fart in an […]

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Round 17 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 17 SuperCoach Panic Room

Ya gotta squeeze every penny! That’s our theme for the week in JR HQ. Let me hear you say it: Squeeze every penny! Squeeze every penny! Round 17 is upon us and hell didly ding dong crap, there are only three rounds of league games to go for SuperCoach 2018! On paper this game is […]

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