We are sick. Absolutely sick as dogs.
Patch is sniffling his way through this week’s podcast, surrounded by a bed of tissues deep in the wilds of Kazakhstan, or Mongolia, or Bolivia, or wherever the hell he is.
Lekdog is sick and tired of his time being shit. Round after round, week after week, it keeps kicking him again and again. He’s sick of Michael Hibberd, of Jack Billings, of injury news, of… well, you get the drift.
Patch and Lek are both sick as dogs, but not as sick as Jackson Macrae. Jack is – as the kids say these days – “fully sick”. Or maybe it’s spelt “fully siq”.
I don’t know. We are not “hip”, or “with it”.
What we are “with” is Supercoach. So – we talk about whether to downgrade or to upgrade, to wait to pounce next week, and value! VALUE, community! Don’t be tempted by the bright lights, head back into the bargain basement bin and pull out some gems.
So, settle down, #PutOutYourTissues for Patch and #PutOutYourRants for Lekdog and strap in for another installment of Young Men Shout At Cloud, or the Jock Reynolds podcast.