This is quick. But it is brutal in its deliverance of condensed wisdom.
Round 19 has kicked off and as this is published Freo and Carlton are half way though having a nice old crack at each other.
Hope your weekend of fantasy footy has started more promisingly than old Jock’s – I’ve made a bit of a selection howler as you will hear. I might have Alzheimer’s disease, but at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s disease.
I love you all.