Fantasy Footy Radar 2013 – Brent Moloney
Brent likes a beer, old Jock likes a beer. Brent likes to urinate. And so do I.
Brent’s been kicked out of trendy club in Fitzroy St for pissing at the bar and while the Seaford RSL may not have any polished concrete, it is true, I was once also evicted for relieving myself at the bar (got the quaddie that day).
You could say that Brent Moloney and Jock Reynolds are kindred spirits. But where I draw the bloody line is the forearm tattoo artwork folks. And it is for this reason, without looking at any stats, that I am not going to get sucked into to picking old binge-drinking Brent in my 2013 Supercoach Squad.
As my old mate Peter Higginbotham often says,
“Show me a tattooed forearm, particularly involving some sort of Old English/Roman Numeral/Chinesey script, and I will show you a knob.”
Here are some stats anyway;
|
Season |
Team |
Games |
Goals |
Ave. Disposals |
S.Coach Ave |
|
2003 |
Geelong |
8 |
1 |
9.25 |
– |
|
2004 |
Geelong |
15 |
5 |
12.67 |
– |
|
2005 |
Melbourne |
21 |
2 |
17.24 |
78.7 |
|
2006 |
Melbourne |
7 |
1 |
15.6 |
64.7 |
|
2007 |
Melbourne |
10 |
5 |
16.6 |
63.9 |
|
2008 |
Melbourne |
8 |
2 |
20.88 |
72.3 |
|
2009 |
Melbourne |
21 |
7 |
24.4 |
93.7 |
|
2010 |
Melbourne |
18 |
2 |
23.7 |
83.2 |
|
2011 |
Melbourne |
22 |
9 |
23.1 |
99.3 |
|
2012 |
Melbourne |
15 |
3 |
17 |
67.7 |
Talk around town is that Brent’s recent form has not suited Mark Neeld’s defensive game style. The talk is that Vossy wants to give Brent his midfield mojo back …. bloody Vossy has even given Brent his old beloved number three! Does this mean you should pick him?
From a bloke that is a legend of this great game, listen in folks …. DON’T GET SUCKED IN. He may come in as low as $300K and he will trap a lot of rookie fantasy players but he wont trap you because Old Uncle Jock loves you.
Also injury prone! Shoulders, hips, foot. Too big a risk. A classic midpriced trap.
Cheers Jock. Looking forward to your podcasting wisdom again.
great stuff old Hawkeye… mate we cant wait to get back into it either
hey jock, so basically u are saying we should leave brent moloney on his pat moloney…will be hard to turn down a good BJ though. keep up the good work and go the quaddie. love listening to crouching with my malaysian cheese and kisses…lars name firse…gold
What changed your mind on Moloney old mate?? Burning him here but have him in your v2 mid cheat sheet.