Supercoach 2018

Round 1 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 1 SuperCoach Panic Room

Let’s get the bad news out of the way. Our Prince of PanicTM, PatchtotheMax, has hung up his cape and the cowl for 2018, preferring an easy life of podcast duties and background cricket noises. If you caught my 3-week work experience kid write-ups of the Panic Room last year, you can expect more of […]

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TEAM REVEAL – KEV

TEAM REVEAL – KEV

Last year wasn’t a great one for me in SuperCoach. I shot into top 3k by round 4 but by round 6 I had lost my way, dropping consecutive 1,800 clunkers and I never recovered. My rank ballooning out to 35,000 when the byes hit. I salvaged a small amount of pride by clawing my […]

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HAWTHORNv CARLTON: Supercoach Match Report

HAWTHORNv CARLTON: Supercoach Match Report

What did this game tell us? Carlton will be premiers in 2018. Well I might be acting facetious, one thing that stuck out to me was Carlton’s defensive setup. The Docherty role will be filled through a mixture of Byrne, Mullett, Marchbank and (presumably) Williamson. Kade Simpson appears to be playing the same role as […]

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GWS v COLLINGWOOD – Preseason Match Report

GWS v COLLINGWOOD – Preseason Match Report

Well, there was a game of football on tonight, but it was hard to tell from the first half. No lights, about 4 goals kicked and not much smooth play going on at all. It all opened up for the Giants in the 2nd half as their quality defensive pressure made it a nightmare for […]

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CARLTON v ST KILDA – Preseason Match Report

CARLTON v ST KILDA – Preseason Match Report

Well the Blues are going to win the flag and Patrick Cripps will win the Brownlow. In other news, Liam Jones is still the greatest player in AFL/VFL history. Unfortunately the gentlemen’s agreement prevents us from selecting him as it would render all leagues invalid do to the unfair nature of his talent. At least […]

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HAYDEN CROZIER – Supercoach Spotlight 2018

HAYDEN CROZIER – Supercoach Spotlight 2018

BY DAMIEN Hayden who? Most people wouldn’t know a thing about Hayden Crozier, because he’s just not a standout player. He’s not a highlights package, he’s not a ball magnet – in fact he’s never averaged more than 17 touches a game in his seven-year, 69-game career. A lot of people might not even know […]

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PODCAST: ALL HAIL THE PEOPLE’S BEARD

PODCAST: ALL HAIL THE PEOPLE’S BEARD

FYFE IS LYFE. IS GAWN, IS GOOD. We are simple people, Lekdog and I. We see a good footballer, we select them. Nathaniel Fyfe and Maxwell Gawn are good footballers, and you’re stark raving mad if you don’t select both of these beautiful bastards in your sides for 2018. There’s a hell of a lot […]

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PEARCE HANLEY – 2018 Supercoach Spotlight

PEARCE HANLEY – 2018 Supercoach Spotlight

I wrote an article in the latter stages of 2014 on Pearce Hanley. It was preseason, and we were all excited at the prospect of a DEF/MID Hanley, alas, for 2015 and all the years since – he has been MID-only. This year is the first – since 2014 – that we have been gifted […]

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A Letter to our Community

A Letter to our Community

By now you’ve probably heard that Crouching went absolutely ape shit after Richmond won the flag. Absolutely off his chops. Even by his standards. You may have even seen some of the imagery going around the world wide internet. The dry rooting of the Premiership Cup and of Dimma. The closed caption footage from a series […]

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PODCAST: Supercoach Finals Week 3

PODCAST: Supercoach Finals Week 3

PRELIM FINAL TIME FOR THE LUCKY ONES.. A time of reflection and planning for the future for others. We look at some moistening trade in options this week. We look towards 2018. We prime ourselves for this Sunday’s community contest (Fremantle v Richmond this week) Enjoy friends, thanks as always for your support. See you in […]

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