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Round 13 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 13 SuperCoach Panic Room

Bye round 2: Electric Boogaloo If the sequel is rarely as good as the original, it’s going to take something epic to wash the stain that was round 12 out of our minds / underwear. I really don’t want to imagine how much worse that week can get. On some level we knew it was […]

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Round 12 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 12 SuperCoach Panic Room

Ugh. The less said about that round the better Round 12 gives us our first taste of the 2018 byes (unlike that fake bye round where everyone scored 2400+). Four teams are having a rest: Carlton, Hawthorn, Western Bulldogs, and West Coast. This week your best 18 onfield players make up your score for the […]

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Round 11 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 11 SuperCoach Panic Room

Wow! I like these bye round thingy’s (do do do do, do, do do, dooooo) My highest score for the year paled in comparison to some absolutely monster efforts over the weekend. A few 2600+ scores were doing the rounds on Twitter. Our own cheat sheet extraordinaire, Damo, is now breathing down Patch’s neck challenging […]

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Round 10 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 10 SuperCoach Panic Room

They’re here!!! We get a soft introduction to our impending doom in the coming weeks with only Port Adelaide and Gold Coast given a week off after their AFL-funded junket to China. Robert the Gray, The Hoff, Riley Bonner, Dom Barry, and Nick Holman are the popular guys (above 10% ownership) that we’ll need to […]

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Round 9 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 9 SuperCoach Panic Room

The Jock Reynolds team are going to China! A special themed edition of the Panic Room this week as we join in on AFL’s attempt to make footy a world game. We’ll take in the sights, the sounds, the smells, and the smog of China and see what SuperCoach lessons we can learn on the […]

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Round 8 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 8 SuperCoach Panic Room

This week is all about bubbles, Community. Bubbles! Everyone loves bubbles. Having a glance through the JR Community group this week and I felt something in the cold, empty recesses of my dead heart. Pride possibly. The Community currently has six members inside the top 100. Marvellous effort that. And a further six inside the […]

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Round 7 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 7 SuperCoach Panic Room

Let’s not sugar coat it, last week was tough… We kinda knew it was coming though, when teams dropped on the Thursday rookies were dropped, premo’s were dropped, Sunday squads added everyone available on their list. Of course it doesn’t help when “reliable” premo’s have a down game, and rookies like Holman and Finlayson hit […]

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Round 6 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 6 SuperCoach Panic Room

……. The Panic Room usually starts earlier in the week, I get the bulk of the article done so when Thursday comes I can just plug in the team news and I can put my feet up. Not this week, Community. Not this bloody week. On my desk here at Jock HQ there is a […]

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Round 5 SuperCoach Panic Room – Monday edition

Round 5 SuperCoach Panic Room – Monday edition

As a person who asks what day it is at least three days a week, I love the footy. It means the weekend. Patch: It’s Monday Kev. With two games left in round 5 the Panic Room is still open for business. It has been a pretty solid round so far with popular selections scoring […]

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Round 5 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 5 SuperCoach Panic Room

Carnage, folks. Absolute C-A-R-N-A-G-E It all came crashing down in round 4 and once again I will blame Collingwood. That’s two Friday night wins on the trot and two rubbish weeks in SuperCoach. The villains section of Big Carl’s Heroes, Villains and the Damned article this week read like a who’s who of SuperCoach and […]

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Round 4 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 4 SuperCoach Panic Room

Pile in, everybody! No time to wipe your feet. We’ve got some PANIC to do after another frustrating round. I blame Collingwood. They set us SuperCoaches up for a trying weekend when they, grown adults, couldn’t spell “tonight” correctly in front of 70,000 at the G. That’s almost calling your teacher Mum level of embarrassment. […]

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Round Three SuperCoach Panic Room

Round Three SuperCoach Panic Room

SuperCoach starts NOW, Community! We spent many, many weeks ruining our eyesight looking at the unreasonably small video streams of JLT games, all for carefully crafting the “perfect” SuperCoach lineup for 2018. Now we’ve had two weeks to assess how they’ve performed. Smashed it out of the park first two weeks? Good stuff. Marvellous. Not […]

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