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Round 5 SuperCoach Panic Room – Monday edition

Round 5 SuperCoach Panic Room – Monday edition

As a person who asks what day it is at least three days a week, I love the footy. It means the weekend. Patch: It’s Monday Kev. With two games left in round 5 the Panic Room is still open for business. It has been a pretty solid round so far with popular selections scoring […]

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Round 5 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 5 SuperCoach Panic Room

Carnage, folks. Absolute C-A-R-N-A-G-E It all came crashing down in round 4 and once again I will blame Collingwood. That’s two Friday night wins on the trot and two rubbish weeks in SuperCoach. The villains section of Big Carl’s Heroes, Villains and the Damned article this week read like a who’s who of SuperCoach and […]

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Round 4 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 4 SuperCoach Panic Room

Pile in, everybody! No time to wipe your feet. We’ve got some PANIC to do after another frustrating round. I blame Collingwood. They set us SuperCoaches up for a trying weekend when they, grown adults, couldn’t spell “tonight” correctly in front of 70,000 at the G. That’s almost calling your teacher Mum level of embarrassment. […]

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Round Three SuperCoach Panic Room

Round Three SuperCoach Panic Room

SuperCoach starts NOW, Community! We spent many, many weeks ruining our eyesight looking at the unreasonably small video streams of JLT games, all for carefully crafting the “perfect” SuperCoach lineup for 2018. Now we’ve had two weeks to assess how they’ve performed. Smashed it out of the park first two weeks? Good stuff. Marvellous. Not […]

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Round 2 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 2 SuperCoach Panic Room

An actual quote from my team reveal the other week: “I don’t think he (Laird) can hurt me by not having him in the same way not having Docherty did.” Then Friday night happened… I’m actually trying out a new strategy this year of hitting absolute rock bottom early because I can only go up […]

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Round 1 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 1 SuperCoach Panic Room

Let’s get the bad news out of the way. Our Prince of PanicTM, PatchtotheMax, has hung up his cape and the cowl for 2018, preferring an easy life of podcast duties and background cricket noises. If you caught my 3-week work experience kid write-ups of the Panic Room last year, you can expect more of […]

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