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PODCAST: THE BARGAIN BASEMENT BIN BONANZA

PODCAST: THE BARGAIN BASEMENT BIN BONANZA

It’s BARGAIN time, community. Forget Boxing Day, forget closing down sales, forget that time Foxtel tried to make EOFYS a thing (Gretchen, stop trying to make EOFYS happen, it’s never going to happen), this week is where all the bargains you need to care about are. Lekdog and Patch spend a whole 40 minutes scratching […]

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PODCAST: SICK AS DOGS

PODCAST: SICK AS DOGS

We are sick. Absolutely sick as dogs. Patch is sniffling his way through this week’s podcast, surrounded by a bed of tissues deep in the wilds of Kazakhstan, or Mongolia, or Bolivia, or wherever the hell he is. Lekdog is sick and tired of his time being shit. Round after round, week after week, it […]

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HEROES, VILLAINS AND THE DAMNED

HEROES, VILLAINS AND THE DAMNED

Ladies and gentleman, Jack Darling has arrived as a legitimate SuperCoach forward premium option. Who would of thought we would ever make that statement? Darling’s emergence in 2018 has been stunning, with some experts even likening his performances to those of the great Wayne Carey. The West Coast spearhead’s last month has been irresistible, slamming […]

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THE STANDING ROOM Round 9

THE STANDING ROOM Round 9

This is more of a sitting room this week. We’re all sort of sat here, in stunned silence, unsure of what exactly is going on. It’s a stunning performance from Meghan Markle on debut. She’s pulled out a 300 point debut, with seasoned veteran Queenie having a stinker and… I’ll just drop it. I don’t […]

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Round 9 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 9 SuperCoach Panic Room

The Jock Reynolds team are going to China! A special themed edition of the Panic Room this week as we join in on AFL’s attempt to make footy a world game. We’ll take in the sights, the sounds, the smells, and the smog of China and see what SuperCoach lessons we can learn on the […]

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Cheat Sheet Round 9

Cheat Sheet Round 9

I’ve never really introduced myself to the community, I’ve sort of just started doing things; Hi, My name is Damo. I have been playing SuperCoach since 2013. I am currently ranked 571st, which is my best ever start to a year. I have lived through jubilation, pain and despair being a Fremantle supporter all my […]

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CAPTAIN McCAPTAINFACE Round 9

CAPTAIN McCAPTAINFACE Round 9

HELLO! In an homage to the Panic Room of yesteryear, we thought we’d give good old Captain McCaptainface another run for its money for a little while. This won’t be here forever, so enjoy it while it lasts! Anyway no-one’s here to read me being nostalgic, we’re here for bona-fide captaincy options, so bona-fide captaincy […]

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AROUND THE GROUNDS – ROUND 8

AROUND THE GROUNDS – ROUND 8

Round 8 seemed to sum up our year with rookie selections almost perfectly with the contrasting results by two heavily traded in players in Ben Ronke and Charlie Spargo. Supercoach doesn’t always go your way, some weeks you’re a Ronke, some weeks you’re a Spargo. No matter what side of the fence you ended up […]

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HEROES, VILLAINS AND THE DAMNED

HEROES, VILLAINS AND THE DAMNED

It’s official – the tag is back. A blight on all SuperCoaches, the likes of Ben Jacobs and co have brought what was once a dying art back into vogue. Some of the game’s premier midfielders fell victim of the dreaded tag this round including Dustin Martin, Tom Mitchell, Zach Merrett and Josh P Kennedy. […]

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THE STANDING ROOM Round 8

THE STANDING ROOM Round 8

I told you. I told you all. Essendon would lose to Carlton. It was always going to happen. We’re tripe. They’re out bogey side. They were always going to win. Who wins today? — Patch (@PatchToTheMax) May 12, 2018 And they did. They bloody well did. We’re hopeless. We’re lost. We’re devoid of soul. Much […]

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Round 8 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 8 SuperCoach Panic Room

This week is all about bubbles, Community. Bubbles! Everyone loves bubbles. Having a glance through the JR Community group this week and I felt something in the cold, empty recesses of my dead heart. Pride possibly. The Community currently has six members inside the top 100. Marvellous effort that. And a further six inside the […]

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THE CHEAT SHEET with Damo

THE CHEAT SHEET with Damo

I have my own article. I have my own article. MUM! I HAVE MY OWN ARTICLE. PUT IT ON THE FRIDGE, I HAVE MY OWN–what? oh right. *clears throat* Welcome to this week’s cheat sheet! I’ve upgraded Jimmy Webster, from last week’s cheat sheet, from an orange to a green square after Dylan Roberton (get […]

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