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PODCAST: OLD McDONALD HAS DPP, PICK HIM IN YOUR SIDE

PODCAST: OLD McDONALD HAS DPP, PICK HIM IN YOUR SIDE

WOAH MOMMA – it’s a big one. This week is an action-packed, analysis-filled, laugh-a-thon*. Lek “Doggy” Dog and Dr Patch dig in to the forwards, the backs, the rucks, the forwards. We speak about the value, the rolled-gold premiums; the good, the bad and the ugly. We have an exclusive interview with Alan Richardson where […]

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THE STANDING ROOM Round 14

THE STANDING ROOM Round 14

We’re nearly there. Just one more game to go – ONE MORE – before we’re done and dusted with the byes for 2018. How are you faring? Did any mad bastards bring in Shaun Higgins or Benjamin Brown? They were on absolute FIRE last night in a cracking game of footy between the Dogs and […]

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Round 14 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 14 SuperCoach Panic Room

We’re almost there guys! Just one bye round to go. And it’s not going to get any easier for us. This is the big one. Round 14. When we were preparing to let our teams for 2018 go into the big wide world of SuperCoach the round 14 bye looked to be the “challenging” one […]

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CAPTAIN McCAPTAINFACE Round 14

CAPTAIN McCAPTAINFACE Round 14

Hello, community, it’s Patch again. What is crackalakin my home dogs? I’m running short on time so I’m going to get straight into it. WEST COAST vs ESSENDON 8.10PM (AEST), Optus SBS Stadium This will be Essendon’s one chance to take down the Eagles, with Josh J Kennedy and Jack Darling out of the side. Elliot Yeo is probably the best captaincy […]

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THE CHEAT SHEET Round 14

THE CHEAT SHEET Round 14

They’re almost over people. The byes are almost over, we can take a deep breath, cry a little, and then remember the byes are almost over. Thursday night games aren’t almost over though. They continue for a few weeks yet. Damn those Thursday night games! Last week, all of my greens scored well enough with […]

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AROUND THE GROUNDS Round 13

AROUND THE GROUNDS Round 13

Another bye round, one that went better than last week, but it wasn’t without it’s hiccups, as all bye rounds tend to have. Thankfully we’ve only got one more week of this stuff to deal with, with Adelaide, Fremantle, Geelong, Richmond, St Kilda and Sydney off this week. Then it’s back to regular stations! So […]

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HEROES, VILLAINS AND THE DAMNED Round 13

HEROES, VILLAINS AND THE DAMNED Round 13

This season’s highest-scoring player – Jack Macrae – is expected to miss 3-4 weeks with a hamstring complaint. Those who own Macrae now face a tough decision – keep or trade? Most will be trading with the likes of Clayton Oliver and Josh Kelly looming as attractive options. The second round of bye presented yet […]

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Round 13 SuperCoach Panic Room

Round 13 SuperCoach Panic Room

Bye round 2: Electric Boogaloo If the sequel is rarely as good as the original, it’s going to take something epic to wash the stain that was round 12 out of our minds / underwear. I really don’t want to imagine how much worse that week can get. On some level we knew it was […]

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